Friday, August 31, 2007
ND vs. GT preview
Thursday, August 30, 2007
What I'm Doing at Work Today
The image came out fuzzier than I'd prefer, but hopefully you can read the CAPTAIN PLANEEEET!!! up top there. That's right, I'm posting fake resumes onto Careerbuilder.com. My job kicks ass.
What doesn't kick ass is Carlos Zambrano getting paid $91.5 million--a slightly larger contract than what Ichiro has (and mark my words, Ichiro is worth every penny of his)--to do a job you or I could probably do just as well at the moment. 6-1 Brewers over Cubs, Sheets over Big Z. Time to hustle, chum.
Thankfully college football starts tomorrow, and I'll have all sorts of updates on the ND/OSU openers and what's going on with the Big Ten Network. An early note however, to Time Warner in Columbus: DO NOT GIVE IN. BTN IS EVIL. That is all.
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
If I'd known about this I'd have done it in a heartbeat
Sunday, August 26, 2007
Transcript of the chat from my fantasy draft
For reference, I'm the Wabash Cockblockers.
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Welcome to the 2007
Beef on Weck: Beef on Weck has entered the draft
Beef on Weck: penis
Beef on Weck: dfsfgg
Team Nigam: Team Nigam has entered the draft
Team Nigam: vagina
Team Nigam: haha
Grizzly Bear Incest: Grizzly Bear Incest has entered the draft
Beef on Weck: aren't you like 11th?
Grizzly Bear Incest: hewwo
Grizzly Bear Incest: jeff?
Grizzly Bear Incest: which one is jeff
Grizzly Bear Incest: ?
Beef on Weck: hopefully my bro shows up
Beef on Weck: he might have forgot
Grizzly Bear Incest: like a sucker
Grizzly Bear Incest: give him a call
Grizzly Bear Incest: ;) its ok lolz
Grizzly Bear Incest: :P
Grizzly Bear Incest: i feel really dirty using those emoticons
Grizzly Bear Incest: can you write it in sonnet form?
Grizzly Bear Incest: why is stephen
Backfield In Lotion: "He's a general practioner from
Grizzly Bear Incest: lamont
Grizzly Bear Incest: but why is he ranked above peyton and brady?
Wabash Cockblockers:
Grizzly Bear Incest: this is jp losman's year, i can feel it
Grizzly Bear Incest: he's got at least sixteen years left in the league
Beef on Weck: so i have no idea wtf i'm doing, just for the record
Backfield In Lotion: hello all
Grizzly Bear Incest: first round pick a kicker
Grizzly Bear Incest: neal rackers
Pac-Village Makin it Rain: howdy
Backfield In Lotion: I know I know
Backfield In Lotion: I try to be "busy" when I have no good ideas so I don't write shit
Grizzly Bear Incest: it's the masturbation excuse
Backfield In Lotion: it really is
Backfield In Lotion: so did I wind up in the
Team Nigam: damnit
Team Nigam: ok
Beef on Weck: lou will be on shortly
Backfield In Lotion: I just want to point out that I have zero papers in front of me, and zero spreadsheets
Grizzly Bear Incest: i have a hat filled with names
Team Nigam: ok i sent u the email
Beef on Weck: i have no idea what i'm doing, so whatever
Grizzly Bear Incest: neal rackers, first round
Grizzly Bear Incest: then gus frerotte
Backfield In Lotion: this should be fun
Backfield In Lotion: I hope Yancy Thigpen is still around at No 4.
Grizzly Bear Incest: is jim thorpe still playing?
Beef on Weck: i aced that shit
Grizzly Bear Incest: you owe him his land back!
Grizzly Bear Incest: is it cool if we dont talk about high school?
Grizzly Bear Incest: corollary, and good
Business Time Hip-Hoppaotomus: Business Time Hip-Hoppaotomus has entered the draft
Grizzly Bear Incest: who're the socs?
Business Time Hip-Hoppaotomus: whasup people
Grizzly Bear Incest: forget it
Pac-Village Makin it Rain: i hope that this draft doesn't go into entourage and flight of the concord time
Wabash Cockblockers: jeff are you still planning on coming up for
Grizzly Bear Incest: so we can make off track bets on the picks?
Grizzly Bear Incest: or is that illegal still?
Pac-Village Makin it Rain: i'm hoping to make it up for the
Pac-Village Makin it Rain: i'm definitely coming up for the wisconsin game
Pac-Village Makin it Rain: i don't know if i want to pay the premium for the wisconsin game yet
Backfield In Lotion: did I see somewhere that we can actually trade picks
Backfield In Lotion: ???
Pac-Village Makin it Rain: it might be more fun just to tailgate it...depending on how the season is going
Grizzly Bear Incest: i'll pay thirteen cents for first pick
Grizzly Bear Incest: and randy moss
Grizzly Bear Incest: i hope someone picks brady quinn 22nd, just for the poetry of it
Team Nigam: ok thanks
Grizzly Bear Incest: tickles
Backfield In Lotion: european guys have small hands, or so I hear
Wabash Cockblockers: everything's smaller in
Wabash Cockblockers: except in
Grizzly Bear Incest: where it's just poor
Grizzly Bear Incest: line up after sven
Grizzly Bear Incest: what is this position limits formulae i see?
Backfield In Lotion: you can't throw a potato in
Grizzly Bear Incest: i have the audio still
Grizzly Bear Incest: i'll use it as blackmail one day
Backfield In Lotion: shit, I was really hoping I could draft 4 kickers
Grizzly Bear Incest: yeah
Grizzly Bear Incest: so is it negative division by three for tight ends? or no more than?
Malt Liquor In the Car: Malt Liquor In the Car has entered the draft
Team Nigam: is everyone here yet?
Malt Liquor In the Car: damn straught
Backfield In Lotion: I'd like to join a league where every skill player in the league would have to start on someone's team
Malt Liquor In the Car: straught indeed
Team Leonidas: Team Leonidas has entered the draft
Team Nigam: haha
Team Nigam: true
Wabash Cockblockers: and matt
Beef on Weck: my computer's being fun tonight
Team Leonidas: i didnt think firefox would run this and it finally popped up
Beef on Weck: piece of shit
Team Nigam: freaking matt
Grizzly Bear Incest: yay safari?
Team Leonidas: anyone read matt
Backfield In Lotion: the clock does not enjoy being highlighted
Grizzly Bear Incest: who's picking first?
Wabash Cockblockers: matt
Beef on Weck: jeff is first
Beef on Weck: cocksucker
Pac-Village Makin it Rain: i get to pick LT...yay
Beef on Weck: heh
Grizzly Bear Incest: ryan leaf! ryan leaf!
Backfield In Lotion: wheeeeeeee!
Pac-Village Makin it Rain: fine
Pac-Village Makin it Rain: i picked
Team Leonidas: btw who is who
Malt Liquor In the Car: Jerome Bettis
Malt Liquor In the Car: do it
Malt Liquor In the Car: he'll be good this year
Backfield In Lotion: OMG this draft is taking 4EVAH!
Business Time Hip-Hoppaotomus: was there a pick made?
Beef on Weck: now you've gone and done it
Beef on Weck: did we crash the nfl?
Pac-Village Makin it Rain: f'ing go already
Grizzly Bear Incest:
Malt Liquor In the Car: lame
Backfield In Lotion: is he one of the guys not here?
Beef on Weck: more like borophyll
Grizzly Bear Incest: didnt espn have this problem last year?
With the 2nd pick in the draft, the Team Van Rens select Steven Jackson.
Beef on Weck: there we go
Backfield In Lotion: shot clock has expired
Beef on Weck: i never saw jeff's go through
Malt Liquor In the Car: wtf?
Pac-Village Makin it Rain: i have LT in my roster...
Business Time Hip-Hoppaotomus: what do i do?
Malt Liquor In the Car: who got picked first?
Beef on Weck: my roster shows jeff's team empty
Business Time Hip-Hoppaotomus: seems f'd up to pick up ldt
Pac-Village Makin it Rain: wtf?
Beef on Weck: junk
Backfield In Lotion: my board is updating
Pac-Village Makin it Rain: ldt is in my roster
Business Time Hip-Hoppaotomus: i just tried to pick ldt and it crashed it
Pac-Village Makin it Rain: it says that i drafted him
Beef on Weck: sync problems i guess
Team Leonidas: la la la la la la la la
Malt Liquor In the Car: why is he still on the board?
Business Time Hip-Hoppaotomus: it won't let me
With the 3rd pick in the draft, the Business Time Hip-Hoppaotomus select Larry Johnson.
With the 4th pick in the draft, the Backfield In Lotion select Frank Gore.
Business Time Hip-Hoppaotomus: ok..
Team Leonidas: pick brady quinn if you want your team to suck!!
Beef on Weck: you dared me cliff
With the 5th pick in the draft, the Beef on Weck select Shaun Alexander.
Team Nigam: soooo are we just not picking LDT??
Business Time Hip-Hoppaotomus: he's gone on mine
Beef on Weck: he's still there on mine
Team Nigam: ok
Pac-Village Makin it Rain: i have LDT
Beef on Weck: i'll just ignore him
Pac-Village Makin it Rain: i don't know how else to fucking tell you guys that
Team Leonidas: how can u tell who is here at the draft? i dont see a list of names, other than when you chat
Beef on Weck: yeah i found that to be a problem too
Grizzly Bear Incest: go to draft summary
Malt Liquor In the Car: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Beef on Weck: they really need a box on the right that says who's here
Beef on Weck: so much unused space
Team Leonidas: is sid here?
With the 6th pick in the draft, the Team Powers select Joseph Addai.
Team Leonidas: no shit
Wabash Cockblockers: i'll need to write a poll on what matt
Team Nigam: hahahaha
Team Leonidas: writing song lyrics i bet
Team Leonidas: wtf
Team Leonidas: yea and im from kenton and we dont tip cows
Beef on Weck: it's lou's pick now?
Wabash Cockblockers: no, this is still
Malt Liquor In the Car: running backs are the most lucrative here correct?
Backfield In Lotion: viva viagra
With the 7th pick in the draft, the Chillicompton Matt Murrays select Willie Parker.
Pac-Village Makin it Rain: this is absolutely ridiculous, why would it not just auto draft instead of count down?
Grizzly Bear Incest: it wants you to miss entourage
Malt Liquor In the Car: how do i pick?
Backfield In Lotion: the first time through it will take all the time
Grizzly Bear Incest: it's become self aware
Beef on Weck: i right clicked a dude and clicked draft
Backfield In Lotion: 2nd time it should autopick
Team Nigam: entourage is the best show on television
Malt Liquor In the Car: hey!
Malt Liquor In the Car: how do i pick?
Team Leonidas: im watching entourage right now
Beef on Weck: tright click a dude
Beef on Weck: and hit draft
Business Time Hip-Hoppaotomus: top right,
With the 8th pick in the draft, the Malt Liquor In the Car select Peyton Manning.
Team Leonidas: ari gold is my idol
With the 9th pick in the draft, the Grizzly Bear Incest select Drew Brees.
Team Leonidas: vince chase, e, johnny drama, turtle...
Backfield In Lotion: I didn't see it
Team Nigam: interesting pick
With the 10th pick in the draft, the Wabash Cockblockers select Brian Westbrook.
Grizzly Bear Incest: i saved you brady quinn
Malt Liquor In the Car: FUCK DRFWE BR33s!!!!!!1
Team Nigam: yay two picks in a row!
Backfield In Lotion: awesome
Grizzly Bear Incest: rudi? seriously?
Team Leonidas: it wont let me pick.....
Grizzly Bear Incest: if he survives the season
Beef on Weck: i like horseradish
Malt Liquor In the Car: did you pick yet charlie?
Beef on Weck: fuck you
Beef on Weck: yeah i did
Malt Liquor In the Car: who did you get?
Beef on Weck: shaun alexander
Malt Liquor In the Car: ah
Team Leonidas: wtf
With the 11th pick in the draft, the Team Leonidas select Rudi Johnson.
Malt Liquor In the Car: fuck
Beef on Weck: there's only gonna be 1
Team Leonidas: what the hell is going on
Beef on Weck: thanks for putting us in opposite leagues fuckcork
Team Leonidas: i cnt pick
With the 12th pick in the draft, the Team Nigam select Reggie Bush.
Grizzly Bear Incest: blame the comp, self aware
Malt Liquor In the Car: fuck reggie bush
Team Nigam: god i wanna pick LDT so bad lol
Team Leonidas: can i close the window and join back?
Team Leonidas: in IE?
With the 13th pick in the draft, the Team Nigam select Laurence Maroney.
Team Leonidas: fuck no
With the 14th pick in the draft, the Team Leonidas select Tom Brady.
Team Leonidas: there we go
Team Nigam: who were you going to pick tobey
Pac-Village Makin it Rain: are you guys running the java app or the html version?
Team Leonidas: reggie
Wabash Cockblockers: and nice job picking tom brady ahead of
With the 15th pick in the draft, the Wabash Cockblockers select Carson Palmer.
Beef on Weck: the thermostat?
Team Leonidas: sorry i dont want
Team Nigam: good cuz I REALLY wanted reggie
Team Leonidas: good for you
With the 16th pick in the draft, the Grizzly Bear Incest select Cedric Benson.
Team Leonidas: im surprised u didnt snatch brady yet
Team Leonidas: lol
With the 17th pick in the draft, the Malt Liquor In the Car select Maurice Jones-Drew.
With the 18th pick in the draft, the Chillicompton Matt Murrays select Ronnie Brown.
With the 19th pick in the draft, the Team Powers select Willis McGahee.
Team Leonidas: cuz GOOGLE EARTH ROCKS
With the 20th pick in the draft, the Beef on Weck select Marvin Harrison.
Business Time Hip-Hoppaotomus: woo!
Team Nigam: i sent LDT to the bottom
Team Nigam: so it will stop teasing me
With the 21st pick in the draft, the Backfield In Lotion select Chad Johnson.
With the 22nd pick in the draft, the Business Time Hip-Hoppaotomus select Steve Smith.
With the 23rd pick in the draft, the Team Van Rens select Travis Henry.
Beef on Weck: and here's jeff to break the draft again
With the 24th pick in the draft, the Pac-Village Makin it Rain select Thomas Jones.
Beef on Weck: 123go
With the 25th pick in the draft, the Pac-Village Makin it Rain select Deuce McAllister.
With the 26th pick in the draft, the Team Van Rens select Clinton Portis.
With the 27th pick in the draft, the Business Time Hip-Hoppaotomus select Marc Bulger.
Malt Liquor In the Car: deuce is better than edge
Malt Liquor In the Car: now
With the 28th pick in the draft, the Backfield In Lotion select Brandon Jacobs.
Wabash Cockblockers: apparently,
Malt Liquor In the Car: hahaha
Malt Liquor In the Car: charlie why doesn't it log your draft picks in the chat?
Beef on Weck: it does for me
Malt Liquor In the Car: nevermind
Malt Liquor In the Car: i thought you picked a few picks ago
With the 29th pick in the draft, the Beef on Weck select Edgerrin James.
With the 30th pick in the draft, the Team Powers select Torry Holt.
With the 31st pick in the draft, the Chillicompton Matt Murrays select Marion Barber III.
With the 32nd pick in the draft, the Malt Liquor In the Car select Reggie Wayne.
Team Leonidas: sucks we cant get lt
With the 33rd pick in the draft, the Grizzly Bear Incest select Ahman Green.
With the 34th pick in the draft, the Wabash Cockblockers select Larry Fitzgerald.
With the 35th pick in the draft, the Team Leonidas select Jamal Lewis.
With the 36th pick in the draft, the Team Nigam select Donovan McNabb.
Grizzly Bear Incest: Grizzly Bear Incest has entered the draft
Backfield In Lotion: Chief Nigam is up
Grizzly Bear Incest: yep
With the 37th pick in the draft, the Team Nigam select Terrell Owens.
Grizzly Bear Incest: fair enough
With the 38th pick in the draft, the Team Leonidas select Antonio Gates.
With the 39th pick in the draft, the Wabash Cockblockers select Adrian Peterson.
Team Nigam: ooo
Wabash Cockblockers:
With the 40th pick in the draft, the Grizzly Bear Incest select T.J. Houshmandzadeh.
Team Nigam: taking the rookie
Team Nigam: lol
With the 41st pick in the draft, the Malt Liquor In the Car select Marshawn Lynch.
With the 42nd pick in the draft, the Chillicompton Matt Murrays select Jerious Norwood.
With the 43rd pick in the draft, the Team Powers select Chester Taylor.
Malt Liquor In the Car: ditto
Team Leonidas: anyone see the nfl network commercials for fantasy football?
With the 44th pick in the draft, the Beef on Weck select Jon Kitna.
Malt Liquor In the Car: haha nice
Team Leonidas: theres one with mike nugnet
Team Leonidas: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFPKQaXAdL4
With the 45th pick in the draft, the Backfield In Lotion select Lee Evans.
Team Leonidas: theres a bunch of em, just look em up
With the 46th pick in the draft, the Business Time Hip-Hoppaotomus select Marques Colston.
With the 47th pick in the draft, the Team Van Rens select Carnell Williams.
With the 48th pick in the draft, the Pac-Village Makin it Rain select Donald Driver.
With the 49th pick in the draft, the Pac-Village Makin it Rain select Tony Gonzalez.
With the 50th pick in the draft, the Team Van Rens select Roy Williams.
Team Leonidas: its on youtube
With the 52nd pick in the draft, the Backfield In Lotion select Javon Walker.
Business Time Hip-Hoppaotomus: did it just skip me?
Business Time Hip-Hoppaotomus: i tried to pick up anquan
Backfield In Lotion: i think you got him
With the 53rd pick in the draft, the Beef on Weck select Plaxico Burress.
With the 54th pick in the draft, the Team Powers select Matt Hasselbeck.
With the 55th pick in the draft, the Chillicompton Matt Murrays select Jeremy Shockey.
Business Time Hip-Hoppaotomus: do we have an ldt situation here?
Team Leonidas: yea, if u pick ldt
Business Time Hip-Hoppaotomus: nope
Team Leonidas: i picked him and it had to autopick rudi j
Business Time Hip-Hoppaotomus: that sucks
Team Nigam: so is anquan taken??
Business Time Hip-Hoppaotomus: yeah
Malt Liquor In the Car: what the hell?
Team Nigam: he's on my board
Malt Liquor In the Car: i just tried to pick him
Business Time Hip-Hoppaotomus: well, i took him. don't know if IT took, though
With the 56th pick in the draft, the Malt Liquor In the Car select Randy Moss.
Malt Liquor In the Car: WHAT!!!!
Malt Liquor In the Car: WHAT??????
Team Nigam: so send him to the bottom
Malt Liquor In the Car: FUCK RANDY MOSS
With the 57th pick in the draft, the Grizzly Bear Incest select Jerricho Cotchery.
Team Nigam: i'll trade you something for him
Malt Liquor In the Car: i tried to pick anquan
With the 58th pick in the draft, the Wabash Cockblockers select Andre Johnson.
Team Nigam: tell me who you want
With the 59th pick in the draft, the Team Leonidas select Hines Ward.
Team Nigam: i'll trade you for him
Business Time Hip-Hoppaotomus: i guess i have him on my roster, then
Team Nigam: u down for a trade for randy?
Malt Liquor In the Car: nah i don't like any of your players
Team Nigam: haha
Malt Liquor In the Car: cept for maybe owens
Team Nigam: i meant i would draft someone you want or something
Team Leonidas: and i def. picked ldt after he didnt get ldt, haha
With the 60th pick in the draft, the Team Nigam select Laveranues Coles.
With the 61st pick in the draft, the Team Nigam select Santana Moss.
Team Nigam: that was a tough one
With the 62nd pick in the draft, the Team Leonidas select Fred Taylor.
With the 63rd pick in the draft, the Wabash Cockblockers select Bears D/ST.
Team Nigam: i just think that santana is still a great WR
With the 64th pick in the draft, the Grizzly Bear Incest select Warrick Dunn.
Wabash Cockblockers: and then
With the 65th pick in the draft, the Malt Liquor In the Car select Todd Heap.
With the 66th pick in the draft, the Chillicompton Matt Murrays select Ladell Betts.
With the 67th pick in the draft, the Team Powers select Darrell Jackson.
With the 68th pick in the draft, the Beef on Weck select Chris Cooley.
With the 69th pick in the draft, the Backfield In Lotion select DeAngelo Williams.
Business Time Hip-Hoppaotomus: i was thinking it, but didn't want to rude
With the 70th pick in the draft, the Business Time Hip-Hoppaotomus select Julius Jones.
With the 71st pick in the draft, the Team Van Rens select Joey Galloway.
Team Leonidas: google earth has the better defense
Team Nigam: hahahaha
With the 72nd pick in the draft, the Pac-Village Makin it Rain select Reggie Brown.
Team Nigam: breaking news: the NFL JUST SANCTIONED GOOGLE EARTH!!!
Team Leonidas: plays o-line/qb/rb/wr all in one
With the 73rd pick in the draft, the Pac-Village Makin it Rain select LaMont
With the 74th pick in the draft, the Team Van Rens select Alge Crumpler.
Team Leonidas: that team would be "the bomb"
Team Nigam: its patented "satellite" defense is expected to be a real force this year
Business Time Hip-Hoppaotomus: damn!
Business Time Hip-Hoppaotomus: I wanted LaMont.
Wabash Cockblockers: So let's see: you're Jim Van Rens, and you get the second overall pick in FFL, yet you decide to mix Xanax with Jim Beam and thus, you've gone seven rounds without selecting a quarterback
With the 75th pick in the draft, the Business Time Hip-Hoppaotomus select DeShaun Foster.
With the 76th pick in the draft, the Backfield In Lotion select Jay Cutler.
With the 77th pick in the draft, the Beef on Weck select Kevin Curtis.
With the 78th pick in the draft, the Team Powers select Kevin Jones.
With the 79th pick in the draft, the Chillicompton Matt Murrays select Kellen Winslow.
With the 80th pick in the draft, the Malt Liquor In the Car select Chris Chambers.
Backfield In Lotion: I overspent a bit, but he was the guy I wanted
With the 81st pick in the draft, the Grizzly Bear Incest select Donte' Stallworth.
Malt Liquor In the Car: yikes
With the 82nd pick in the draft, the Wabash Cockblockers select Vernon Davis.
Malt Liquor In the Car: slim pickins left in RB's
With the 83rd pick in the draft, the Team Leonidas select Braylon Edwards.
Team Nigam: damnit i wanted
Team Nigam: damnit and edwards
Team Nigam: screw you guys
Team Leonidas: just remember that sticky hands braylon couldnt make that catch against osu
With the 84th pick in the draft, the Team Nigam select L.J. Smith.
Team Leonidas: im watching a movie, not paying attention to mr cock blocker
Team Leonidas: haha
Backfield In Lotion: you shouldn't be blocking his cock, you should be supporting his cock
With the 85th pick in the draft, the Team Nigam select Mike Bell.
With the 86th pick in the draft, the Team Leonidas select Ravens D/ST.
Backfield In Lotion: that play friendly FF together
With the 87th pick in the draft, the Wabash Cockblockers select Terry Glenn.
Team Nigam: man I love brady quinn
Backfield In Lotion: Brady Quinn is a fag on skates
Team Nigam: i wanna suck his dick so bad
Team Leonidas: charlie weiss....mmmm mmmm mmmm\
Team Nigam: i wanna draft him so I can pretend that he and I are going out
Backfield In Lotion: we bash quinn all the time
With the 88th pick in the draft, the Grizzly Bear Incest select Dallas Clark.
Team Leonidas: i dont fucking care how u spell his last name
Team Nigam: hhahahahaha
Team Leonidas: bradykwinn
With the 89th pick in the draft, the Malt Liquor In the Car select Philip Rivers.
Wabash Cockblockers: THIS IS
With the 90th pick in the draft, the Chillicompton Matt Murrays select Vince Young.
With the 91st pick in the draft, the Team Powers select Deion Branch.
Backfield In Lotion: and this ass that went to Ohio Wesleyan always goes into our comments and rips us for it
Team Nigam: hahaha
Team Nigam: speaking of tressel
With the 92nd pick in the draft, the Beef on Weck select Eli Manning.
With the 93rd pick in the draft, the Backfield In Lotion select Matt Leinart.
Team Nigam: who else went to the autograph session and got autographs??
Team Nigam: cuz i did
Wabash Cockblockers: in
Team Nigam: and it was fucking awesome
Team Nigam: no at the stadium
Backfield In Lotion: in fact, I love hating him
With the 94th pick in the draft, the Business Time Hip-Hoppaotomus select Jason Witten.
With the 95th pick in the draft, the Team Van Rens select Mark Clayton.
Grizzly Bear Incest: i hate brady
Team Nigam: got to stand on the new field and everything
Grizzly Bear Incest: it's my new hobby
With the 96th pick in the draft, the Pac-Village Makin it Rain select Tony Romo.
Team Nigam: i also got Beanie's and Todd Boeckman's
Team Leonidas: can i get your autograph sidd?
Team Nigam: almost splooged my pants when i talked to those guys
Team Leonidas: haha
Team Nigam: I think boeckman will start
Team Nigam: he was the only player wearing a black jersey
Team Nigam: so i'm guessing he will
With the 97th pick in the draft, the Pac-Village Makin it Rain select Bernard Berrian.
With the 98th pick in the draft, the Team Van Rens select Isaac Bruce.
With the 99th pick in the draft, the Business Time Hip-Hoppaotomus select Jake Delhomme.
Team Leonidas: weak u meen???
With the 100th pick in the draft, the Backfield In Lotion select Calvin Johnson.
Team Leonidas: and u comp[lain i cant spell someones name i dont care about, at least i spell the english language correctly
Team Leonidas: no
Backfield In Lotion: be nice or just leeve
Wabash Cockblockers: you truly are the pride of kenton,
With the 101st pick in the draft, the Beef on Weck select Brian Leonard.
With the 102nd pick in the draft, the Team Powers select Vernand Morency.
With the 103rd pick in the draft, the Chillicompton Matt Murrays select Benjamin Watson.
With the 104th pick in the draft, the Malt Liquor In the Car select Michael Turner.
Beef on Weck: did he go to autopick?
Beef on Weck: i've been not at my comp a lot heh
With the 105th pick in the draft, the Grizzly Bear Incest select Ben Roethlisberger.
With the 106th pick in the draft, the Wabash Cockblockers select LenDale White.
With the 107th pick in the draft, the Team Leonidas select Reuben Droughns.
With the 108th pick in the draft, the Team Nigam select Santonio Holmes.
Team Nigam: hahahahaha
Team Nigam: lol
Team Nigam: watch this one
With the 109th pick in the draft, the Team Nigam select Patriots D/ST.
Team Nigam: go pats!
Beef on Weck: gay
Team Nigam: they're going undefeated this year
Wabash Cockblockers: welcome to
With the 110th pick in the draft, the Team Leonidas select Brett Favre.
Team Nigam: lol
Team Nigam: it doesn't matter
Team Nigam: results matter
Team Nigam: patriots = best team ever
With the 111th pick in the draft, the Wabash Cockblockers select Mike Furrey.
Team Nigam: agreed
With the 112th pick in the draft, the Grizzly Bear Incest select Jaguars D/ST.
With the 113th pick in the draft, the Malt Liquor In the Car select Derrick Mason.
With the 114th pick in the draft, the Chillicompton Matt Murrays select Vincent Jackson.
With the 115th pick in the draft, the Team Powers select Matt Jones.
Team Nigam: damn this draft is taking forever
With the 116th pick in the draft, the Beef on Weck select Chargers D/ST.
Team Nigam: change it to a minute for 11-16
Business Time Hip-Hoppaotomus: self imposed then
Team Nigam: yes let's do that
With the 117th pick in the draft, the Backfield In Lotion select Brandon Jackson.
Business Time Hip-Hoppaotomus: i hate you backfield
Team Nigam: come on business time
With the 118th pick in the draft, the Business Time Hip-Hoppaotomus select Chris Brown.
With the 119th pick in the draft, the Team Van Rens select Greg Jennings.
Business Time Hip-Hoppaotomus: it's a vicious cycle
With the 120th pick in the draft, the Pac-Village Makin it Rain select Jerry Porter.
With the 121st pick in the draft, the Pac-Village Makin it Rain select Chad Pennington.
With the 122nd pick in the draft, the Team Van Rens select D.J. Hackett.
Team Nigam: so the osu games wont be on CBS?
Team Nigam: the hell is the big ten network??
With the 123rd pick in the draft, the Business Time Hip-Hoppaotomus select Devery Henderson.
Business Time Hip-Hoppaotomus: live and die with the saints, i guess
Team Nigam: now thats what I call a cockblock
With the 124th pick in the draft, the Backfield In Lotion select Randy McMichael.
Team Leonidas: just go to the game...
Wabash Cockblockers: Yeah, I'm gonna pay $50 to see OSU play their thrid string for half the game against
With the 125th pick in the draft, the Beef on Weck select Joe Jurevicius.
With the 126th pick in the draft, the Team Powers select Chris Henry.
With the 127th pick in the draft, the Chillicompton Matt Murrays select Muhsin Muhammad.
Team Leonidas: why not
With the 128th pick in the draft, the Malt Liquor In the Car select Vikings D/ST.
With the 129th pick in the draft, the Grizzly Bear Incest select Tatum Bell.
With the 130th pick in the draft, the Wabash Cockblockers select Alex Smith.
With the 131st pick in the draft, the Team Leonidas select Heath Miller.
Team Nigam: u guys ready for this
With the 132nd pick in the draft, the Team Nigam select Brady Quinn.
Team Nigam: YES!!!!!!
Team Leonidas: hahaha
With the 133rd pick in the draft, the Team Nigam select Leon Washington.
Team Nigam: well if u didnt take alex smith like i wanted
Team Nigam: mess up my whole draft
Team Nigam: asshole
Team Nigam: lol
With the 134th pick in the draft, the Team Leonidas select Anthony Thomas.
Malt Liquor In the Car: fuck
With the 135th pick in the draft, the Wabash Cockblockers select Adrian Peterson.
Team Nigam: looking back on it
With the 136th pick in the draft, the Grizzly Bear Incest select Eddie Kennison.
Team Nigam: i just took quinn over a lot of good qb's
Team Nigam: meh o well
With the 137th pick in the draft, the Malt Liquor In the Car select Daniel Graham.
With the 138th pick in the draft, the Chillicompton Matt Murrays select Ronald Curry.
With the 139th pick in the draft, the Team Powers select Reggie Williams.
Team Nigam: i'll pick up another one
Team Nigam: i told you
Team Nigam: i am gay for him
Team Nigam: lol
With the 140th pick in the draft, the Beef on Weck select Joe Horn.
Team Nigam: but seriously though he looked pretty good in the preseason
Team Nigam: and i think he might start
Team Nigam: especially since I don't think charlie frye is near as good
With the 141st pick in the draft, the Backfield In Lotion select Dolphins D/ST.
Team Nigam: i once turned on the tv just in time to see frye throw an interception
With the 142nd pick in the draft, the Business Time Hip-Hoppaotomus select Broncos D/ST.
With the 143rd pick in the draft, the Team Van Rens select Trent Green.
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Saturday, August 25, 2007
Go Tribe?
So are we now turning the corner again on the sports scene in Cleveland? The Cavs have one of baseketball's best players, the Browns are hoping to have secured the next ten years of the franchise this past spring, and the Indians are hanging tough after having taken two out of three from division rivals Detroit. Of course, they followed that up last night with a loss to Kansas City, but life goes on.
These Indians really do seem like a classy team on paper; their top three pitchers--Fausto Carmon, Paul Byrd and of course the almost incomparable C.C. Sabathia--have to be the envy of clubs with bigger budgets and smaller payoffs (read: NYY). It's just tough that the elite clubs of the American League are not only big spenders but highly complete and competent teams--just look at what they're doing in Seattle right now. Another problem, IMO, is that Grady Sizemore and Travis Hafner, for all the praise they receive as wunderkids, could certainly benefit by making a bit more solid contact with the ball from time to time. If Cleveland were a NL team they'd have already lined up a playoff spot. As it is, with two very savvy and experienced clubs in the AL Central trailing them, they have to do what most division leaders are doing and tread the waters through the final couple of weeks in September.
(On a related note, we could be in store for a wild final week of Sepetember and first round of playoff baseball. Stay tuned.)
So while I try not to say anything positive about Sean Marshall taking care of business for once in Arizona, I'll be more than happy to say "Go Tribe" as I jot down two areas of business I want to attend to in Cleveland before I leave Ohio for good:
- Attend a game at Jacobs Field
- Sleep by Lake Erie